“Wil Smith should share his living space with me” - it seems to me that if I broke in there and started living there, he would fucking meet me in this house
I watched “The Wolf of Wall Street” and decided to change my life. expectation: became a millionaire, drive sports cars and have your own house, reality: started jerking off 2 times a day
I’ve heard a lot in my life - vows, promises, compliments, but the best thing I’ve heard is the purring of a kitten... there are no lies in it... - when a pig grunts, it doesn’t piss either