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my cat broke his tablet and is wondering what to do next

if two morons are force, then one of them is mass, and the other is acceleration.

Who do you think is stronger: Superman, Batman, Hulk or the desire to sleep in the morning?

- hi) - yeah, hi... - what happened? -Nothing. -Are you offended that I wrote hello? -yeah. -Why? -because in the morning you have to say good morning...

a woman came to Confucius and asked how polygamy differs from polyandry. Confucius placed five teapots and five cups in front of her and said: “Pour tea into five cups from one teapot.” like? “I like it,” the woman agreed. - and now, on the contrary, pour into one cup out of five teapots. like? oh-oh-oh... I like it even more,” the woman admitted. stupid! - Confucius shouted. I ruined such a parable!