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-an, do you want to eat? - no - maybe some cottage cheese? - no - there are hedgehogs - no need - more borscht with sour cream - I don’t want - what about dumplings? - I can’t - maybe some cutlets? - I won’t - fish? pies? cheesecakes? - no - some seagull? some coffee? cocoa? milk? - Grandma, I want to sleep! -ah, well, sleep, sleep. There is a chocolate bar in the nightstand.

attention! Now the bird will fly out!

- honey, I have a surprise! We're flying to Italy for the holidays! come on, get ready! -yap! -What? -You promised me barbecue and beer behind the garages!

freaked out

it makes no sense - said the mind. This is ridiculous - experience has noticed. it's useless - cut off common sense. oh, fuck it like that! - the client was delighted.

Studying is like angry birds. At first you try to pass the levels with 3 stars, and then you are glad that you completed it at all.

Did you know that Sony uses dog noses for its gamepad sticks? one controller is worth two dog lives, if you have 2 controllers, then it was worth 4 dog lives spent on your “entertainment”. think about what all these sacrifices of innocent animals are for.

angry ship

“I’m like a fairy tale - I always have a good ending” Sasha Gray

-Dude, how are you? -you fucking son of a bitch, I played angry birds on highscreen pure f there was only one fucking pig left and your fucking SMS came out on top and I sent the bird to fly, fuck you knows where you went, fuck you bitch!! -sorry... -you just did it one more fucking time, fuck you man, fuck you!!!