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if Adam and Eve were the only people, then to continue the race, their children had sex with each other

a friend had a grandmother living in her house, whom the local youth nicknamed “scooter”, in honor of the German musical group scooter. and she got her nickname due to the fact that she had a granddaughter, Faina, and the grandmother, going out onto the balcony, shouted with good obscenities: fayaya...

football team RUB 575,000 I'm selling a football team. very good players, they know how to handle the ball. reason for selling, urgently need money

The drunkard who waits for several hours for the wine and vodka department to open is affectionately nicknamed by the sellers - Bukhatiko.

the norm is an illusion. What is normal for a spider is chaos for a fly. (c) marticia addams.

Why are police officers called “trash”? -militiamen (already police) received the nickname <<mycopa>> not from everyday life. The fact is that before the revolution, the Moscow criminal investigation department was called the Moscow criminal investigation department. The offensive nickname came from the abbreviation mus.

1. I’m changing my last name to Poison. 2. My daughter Agatha is born. 3. I’m changing my last name to Remedy. 4. I also call my new daughter Agata. 5. I don’t live in vain.

why do these pigeons look like they're about to release the best album of the year?