アイボリット博士

When they brought a bunny to Doctor Aibolit, whose legs were cut off by a tram, he sewed new legs on him. attention to the question: where did he get them?

our grandmothers spin vegetables for us for the winter, knit clothes, but what can you give to your grandchildren? Will you edit the photos? Will you start a winter playlist?

Well. mom. damn, give it back

The doctor gave me a certificate that my world was created by Franz Kafka. Ay-lyuli, ay-lyuli! It’s good that they didn’t Dali!

the scary truth about ice cream

- bitch, you’re stupid at the university where I’ll give a passing grade more, that’s what my friends tell me. - passing grade? - Damn, you’re stupid, who’s doing this, they’re throwing a ball for them. -ball?) -Fuck, they’re dancing there, you fucking trash.

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”