よくある状況

when in a fucked up situation you remember some funny shit and try not to laugh

how her friends look at you when they see you for the first time, but they’ve already heard about you

It is well known that before inserting a flash drive, you need to turn it over three times. This is due to the fact that the flash drive has three states: connector down, connector up, superposition. Until you observe the connector, it will be in a state of superposition. therefore, the flash drive will not be inserted until the connector is looked at. rare exceptions are explained by the effect of the connector tunneling through the potential barrier of the housing.

I think I've been here before!

blacklist of songs for DJs. These songs should never be played, under any circumstances, for any money. don’t ask why and what will happen for it.

-age is just a number. it does not determine a person's mind and his outlook on life. everything depends not on the years lived, but on the circumstances experienced in life. -young man, either show your passport or put the bottle in its place.

The older you get, the more clearly you understand that having a birthday once a year is not so rare.

-Darling, I want to go to the Maldives, but even though I don’t, I’ll go to hell.