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I'm glad that we don't hunt for our food because, for example, I don't even know where sandwiches live

a woman came to Confucius and asked how polygamy differs from polyandry. Confucius placed five teapots and five cups in front of her and said: “Pour tea into five cups from one teapot.” like? “I like it,” the woman agreed. - and now, on the contrary, pour into one cup out of five teapots. like? oh-oh-oh... I like it even more,” the woman admitted. stupid! - Confucius shouted. I ruined such a parable!

never give a girl a compliment about her mustache, even if it's damn beautiful

and even if we fall asleep in different beds, the main thing is that we fall asleep with the thought of each other: “fuck him...”, “fuck her...”

like if you found 5 differences

You'll have so many diamonds you can chew them with your ass

Gamers also have feelings, for example, we feel when we need to save!

it is important to correctly set a life goal, for example, “I want to achieve nothing” and now you are already a winner