それでおしまい

-siri, download me the new album of Basta and Smokey Mo. -This violates the first law of robotics. I cannot harm a person.

I hate it when you show your friends your favorite movie and they keep getting distracted. it's a masterpiece, just watch, don't move. Don't breathe, bastard!

someday they will stop installing monitors in the “pumping car”, but that’s another story

- the man is not the one who fucked the women, but the one who kissed his son’s pepper! -I gave the grade for the pissyulka. -I personally kiss both my little ones on the pussies))))) damn, these are my favorite places!!! My daughter has a “pie”, and Timka has a “pepper”!!! I kiss my son so that my husband doesn’t see, otherwise he’ll get jealous

“punch in the face” and “punch in the face” are the same thing, but “punch in the ass” and “punch in the ass” are a completely different story.

difference between dogs and cats: dude, I accidentally broke a plate. Damn you fag, I broke a plate there, go and clean up

and that will do!

-Can I ask you a little frank question?) -Go ahead. -What orientation are you? -Can I give you a little frank answer then? -ok, fair enough) -you have fucking tits, and I wouldn’t want to screw you over. -OU

A perfectionist is a person who would like to do everything perfectly, but this will do!