うちにおいで

a woman came to Confucius and asked how polygamy differs from polyandry. Confucius placed five teapots and five cups in front of her and said: “Pour tea into five cups from one teapot.” like? “I like it,” the woman agreed. - and now, on the contrary, pour into one cup out of five teapots. like? oh-oh-oh... I like it even more,” the woman admitted. stupid! - Confucius shouted. I ruined such a parable!

-Darling, come to me. -I can’t, I’m at a funeral now. -my parents are not at home..

-Mom, look, I made a circle on the floor, and our cat walked into it and is sitting. cool, mom? - Wonderful, son, what else can you please your mother at 30 years old?

nothing. nowhere. never

see you soon

leave me alone, I'm in repression