いつもそうだった

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO PUTIN'S NEW YEAR'S SPEECH. HE USUALLY SAYS THIS YEAR WAS HARD AND FULL OF DIFFICULTIES. THIS TIME HE WILL PROBABLY JUST STAND SILENTLY FOR 5 MINUTES, THEN TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SAY THIS IS JUST FUCKING, AND THEN CHIMS.

-Hi. -What kind of hello?! where are your tits?! -What did you do with them?! What are you talking about? they have always been like this. noeeeeeeeeeeeeet! -it's still a dream

I always take a video camera with me. If you didn’t just read this phrase, but sang it, it means you are over 20 years old.

“always ready” - you put your panties on backwards, you shit-eater

my fans constantly ask “what makes you think that we are your fans? Who are you anyway?

not everyone will understand, not many will remember!