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bookcase now looks like this

this damn shelf is getting smaller

best wardrobe

In short, the guy comes to church. Father, I need to confess! Come on, son, ease your soul! - Well, last week I helped my friend assemble a wardrobe. They packed up, it started to rain, she said: well, where are you going to go in this rain, stay! Well, I stayed and fucked her! and a few days ago I helped a friend’s wife glue wallpaper. stuck it on and it started to rain. she says: where will you go in this rain? sit still, wait. and I fucked her... and yesterday I was helping a friend repair his car in the garage... they repaired it, it began to rain... he says: well, where are you going to go in the rain, stay and have a drink! ...well, we got drunk and I fucked him. what should I do, father? ? - get the fuck out of here before it rains!

-You will live in this closet with your whole family! - I don't even know how much space there is!

1. hide babies around the house 2. when a child asks where do babies come from? answer yes, where do they come from! and start opening cabinets, etc.