чашка

waited! left handed cup

They came up with cups for the guy with the big mustache in front of you.

- defendant, how did you rape the victim? - OK, thank you

a woman came to Confucius and asked how polygamy differs from polyandry. Confucius placed five teapots and five cups in front of her and said: “Pour tea into five cups from one teapot.” like? “I like it,” the woman agreed. - and now, on the contrary, pour into one cup out of five teapots. like? oh-oh-oh... I like it even more,” the woman admitted. stupid! - Confucius shouted. I ruined such a parable!

-How many times can you do push-ups? -All

how to get a guy: 1. come to our store, buy a cupcake. 2. give it to your lover and say: “if the cupcake is delicious, then we should be together.” 3. The cupcakes from our store are very tasty, so you will succeed. if he refuses, then please come again, we will give you a free cup of hot coffee or tea so that you can pour it on his face.

-Do you still play Dota? - no, I already passed it

fucking guy

contracted Ebola. ebola is dead