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if natural disasters are the work of God, then the church should pay for all losses due to them

I am the patriarch of all Rus'. I'm Nikon.

I really wanted to quit smoking, but I couldn’t do it myself. I went to church and asked God to help. a week ago I found out that I have tuberculosis. Chemotherapy not only makes you not want to smoke, the smoke even makes you want to puke. -do not thank!

-What, you pissing fraer, have you misled? Do you even know whose son I am? -whose? -God. come to our church on Sunday.

Need more gold

-sister, attach the cross. -We are losing him, bring the censer! -I introduce four cubes of holy water.

when you don't buy a candle in church - baby, you upset me

you put out the candles and made a wish. and misunderstanding reigned in the church

in a casino they pray much more sincerely than in church