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If electric current always follows the path of least resistance, why does lightning strike all over the world, not just in France?

An acquaintance went to France to Disneyland. On a roller coaster, he saw that before the children set off, they shouted "papista - fali." I asked the controller what are these children shouting? - yes, a Russian used to work here - every time he pulled the lever, he shouted: “pa-piz-dova-a-li.”

-Yes, our Siberia alone is five Frances. -The whole world is alarmed that you are measuring your territory by other countries.

pitbull: ppppppp... doberman: woof-woof-woof! French bulldog: je me déteste et je veux mourir.

1. Parisians give overnight accommodation to those in need, and taxi drivers transport passengers for free. 2. flower sellers in Russia near the French embassy raised their prices 3 times.

A fresh French roll - crunch, an enemy's skull - crunch, a snowball under your feet - crunch, but your knee joint - don't crunch. Can I have another traumatologist?

It was this pianist who gave a concert in 1994 in an unknown French village, to which absolutely no one came, because no one knew him.

The doctor gave me a certificate that my world was created by Franz Kafka. Ay-lyuli, ay-lyuli! It’s good that they didn’t Dali!