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I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO PUTIN'S NEW YEAR'S SPEECH. HE USUALLY SAYS THIS YEAR WAS HARD AND FULL OF DIFFICULTIES. THIS TIME HE WILL PROBABLY JUST STAND SILENTLY FOR 5 MINUTES, THEN TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SAY THIS IS JUST FUCKING, AND THEN CHIMS.

we need more uranium

let my radio engineer grandfather use the computer: buy americium, uranium at home, radium price, nuclear reactor in the garage, buy a geiger counter, buy a radiation suit, madam with big breasts, naked girls...

"Should you give way to an oncoming car?" -bleat, man, bitch, with an axe, he’s fucking a car loaded with heavy water for uranium centrifuges, driven by aliens????? What the hell is an oncoming car, cops, are you crazy?

I don't know where your uranium is

-How does uranium decay? -all the will of God! -Sit down, five!