счёт за электроэнергию

I never understood why children in schools eat for money, and criminals in prisons at the expense of the state.

car service, the client looks at the bill: what kind of item is that “for a ride” 10,000 rubles? master: - it didn’t work. cross it out.

“teachers who don’t notice how we cheat pretend to go to heaven without a queue” - mainly at the expense of their graduate students at the medical school)

Am I the only one who doesn’t know how to use them? -you randomly throw chips in different directions until you count them in your head, and then say how many you got

Thank you, it was delicious. Please, here is your bill, you will be charged 760 rubles for dinner. No money left. But you hang in there. Good luck, hello to the cook.

-I’m looking at culinary recipes) and you? - you watch this crap all the time, but you still haven’t learned how to cook)) - well, you watch porn too))) - I don’t understand - hahahahaha