суперспособности

the most awesome time in my life was kindergarten: I had a wife, children, a house and superpowers! and now this is some bullshit...

so by the age of 30 you discover that you don't have any superpowers. what's next?

-Can you imagine my potatoes fell off the table? she almost fell, and I caught her. Like Flash or Batman, I caught a potato! -Remind me why I'm still with you? -boobs. -oh, yes. wonderful, my love)

-The fact that you put on these costumes does not give you any superpowers, do you understand me? -Yes, Superman, we understand