стихи

Give my gadget a charge, the battery has run out again. my love will not stop for the old Nokia with a flashlight... (c) Pushkin

mint treats neuralgia, and beets treat hypertension. strawberries drive away salt, and sage drives away toothache. Eat watermelon for nephritis. and lingonberries - for arthritis. To have more strength, don’t forget about the “elecampane”. cranberry - will cure cystitis. radish - cough and bronchitis. for headaches - viburnum, and for colds - tea with raspberries. nettle - cleanses the blood, treats vision; carrots. sleep will be returned - motherwort, hops. strength, vigor - honey, ginseng. Treat the liver with mountain ash. heart - mint and viburnum, so as not to have diabetes, eat Jerusalem artichoke all summer. Let's cure asthma with hyssop. bladder - dill. ulcers, wounds, hemorrhoids - rinse with plantain. Apply the onion to the boils. Listen to this friend’s advice, eat greens every day.

who lives at the bottom of the ocean? sprat valera? Medusa Oksana? Is Igor an eel? Armenian shrimp? or your self-esteem?

literature teachers at school force 14-year-old children to analyze and understand the poems of adult drunks who committed suicide.

I was so fucking crazy yesterday, I also lost the ball (c) Tanya

"Brunettes are for vicious passion, blondes are more for showing off, and redheads bring happiness and love." - Mayakovsky? - nooo... Mayakovsky would have been like this: brunettes are for fornication, not our classes... leave the blondes to the bourgeoisie... and our dear peasant party... redheads, I’d like one like that...

again this bastard writes poems about love

gray-haired children were carried in a circle on the backs of lathered mares, the drunken carousel driver forgot about them

get on your knees, push your brother into a cage, kill lies, explode arrows, flood the suit, beat the gods, don’t take them from their hands, gather the avengers