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If you watch a movie with Steven Seagal backwards, you get a movie about an outstanding chiropractor.

- wait! you dropped the muffle! I’ll find her on social networks... “yesterday I met a prince! I’ll soon become a princess! So quickly close your eyes and envy in silence!”

gave her son to a friend from a social network

be a man while you timidly like her avatars, someone is already sending her music

-where are you? -look at foursquare. -did you eat? -look on Instagram. -What are you doing? -look at twitter. -Damn, can I ask you? -yes, on ask.fm

-have you ever wondered what your future wife is doing now?) -I know what she’s doing now) she’s texting me ;) -oh, how cute. -That’s it, she went to bed, I’ll go too, did you want something? - Damn, what a fool you are!

- Hello, how did you go to the cinema? How are Marinka doing? It’s a pity that you and Vanya broke up, he was fine. -Who are you anyway? -I read you on Twitter.