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“Rules of conduct at dance evenings: workers must come to dance evenings in light clothing and shoes. Dancing in working sportswear is prohibited. dancing in a distorted form is prohibited. the dancer must perform the dance correctly, clearly and equally well with both the right and left foot. a woman has the right to politely express displeasure about a man’s failure to comply with the required three centimeters and demand an explanation in a polite manner at a distance. smoking and laughing should be in specially designated areas.”

bought a cow bone and stuffed it into an old sneaker. Now my dog plays with it on the porch, and passers-by walk around my house a kilometer away.

The USSR was, of course, a peaceful country, but children were taught to throw grenades from school

old lady

my childhood treadmill

"BAN 300 YEARS" - for what?

what are you drawing there? fuck, glory to the USSR..

-What are you doing? - copulating with Justin. You?

stoptussin - a remedy against parties