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Recently I received an SMS on my phone: “your boyfriend is cheating on you, and with more than one girl!”, and since then I have been tormented by questions: since when did I have a boyfriend, how long have I been dating him, and what should I tell my wife?

Who has a Ford Focus 2? Tell me why the revs are jumping? on focus, check the timing belt. jumped onto the tooth.

-Dude, how are you? -you fucking son of a bitch, I played angry birds on highscreen pure f there was only one fucking pig left and your fucking SMS came out on top and I sent the bird to fly, fuck you knows where you went, fuck you bitch!! -sorry... -you just did it one more fucking time, fuck you man, fuck you!!!

Women love to read SMS at three in the morning. Believe me, man!

we created the sims so you can live when you live

you have four D's this semester, what fruttela??

I'm so old that I remember this STS logo

you have 3 unread messages

you go up to a woman, show her card tricks for 2 hours, then fuck her. it really works. I saw it in The Sims

when you type a message and don’t want others to see it