смотри какой важный курица

"restricted access to my page." -look how important the chicken is

I made friends with some old woman in the hospital. he left. I came back, I looked, and she was already friends with someone else. So trust people after that..

Look, puppy, what GTA did your dad play?

-Do you like wine or women more? -depending on what year it is

-siri, download me the new album of Basta and Smokey Mo. -This violates the first law of robotics. I cannot harm a person.

look which ones. let's accidentally crash

-Dude, how are you? -you fucking son of a bitch, I played angry birds on highscreen pure f there was only one fucking pig left and your fucking SMS came out on top and I sent the bird to fly, fuck you knows where you went, fuck you bitch!! -sorry... -you just did it one more fucking time, fuck you man, fuck you!!!

What the... is this... YES! SO I CAN... Mosquitoes

mom, look! I'm riding a bike without any plans for life