скорпион

in a parallel universe: - I’m fighting for Valera too much! - no sabz, let’s go without the milling machine Valery, he’s wild. -Okay, I’ll take the schoolboy Mitya. -ok, I'll take the truck driver Nikolai. Damn, I wish I could swing like them.

Find your delicious treat by zodiac sign: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

Who are you according to your zodiac sign: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

and then I remembered that I had come to buy a toilet!

My wife and I perfectly calculated the timing of conception so that our child would be a Scorpio. but for some reason it turned out to be a subzero.

find your booze by zodiac sign: Aries - wine, Taurus - whiskey, Gemini - tequila, Cancer - vodka, Leo - cognac, Virgo - beer, Libra - sambuca, Scorpio - champagne, Sagittarius - rum, Capricorn - absinthe, Aquarius - port , fish - moonshine

-Then why the hell are you called Scorpio? -well.. -I was born in November.