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-What bedtime stories did your parents tell you? -When you graduate from college, you will earn big money.
2014 10 05 08:15
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RUSSIA Moscow
-I’m like your Cinderella: I wash, clean, cook. -I warned you: if you marry me, you will live like in a fairy tale.
2015 08 02 07:48
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RUSSIA Taganrog
“I’m like a fairy tale - I always have a good ending” Sasha Gray
2013 06 23 13:12
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RUSSIA Klimovsk
-Why are your children so gray? -and at night, instead of fairy tales, I tell them the truth.
2014 12 03 08:12
3
RUSSIA Taganrog
-Grandma, how big are your eyes! God, what big ears! and the teeth are simply huge! -That’s why you are my least favorite granddaughter.
2014 11 05 03:16
10
BELARUS Orsha
“TELL YOUR GEOGRAPHY TEACHER,” THE FATHER ADDRESSES TO THE SON, “THAT I SEE NO POINT IN BUYING YOU A NEW ATLAS UNTIL THE SITUATION IN THE WORLD HAS CLEARED.”
2014 05 11 11:00
4
RUSSIA Taganrog
Saying “I love you” can be difficult. Saying “sorry” is even more difficult. to say “kanagat tandyrylmagan dyktarynyzdan” is generally fucked up.
2014 05 27 09:12
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KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
2014 12 09 12:58
2
RUSSIA Moscow
-Tell me, children, what is a person? -man is the bridge between animal and superman. - Friedrich, who told you that? - Zarathustra!
2014 09 09 07:11
8
KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
When they brought a bunny to Doctor Aibolit, whose legs were cut off by a tram, he sewed new legs on him. attention to the question: where did he get them?
2016 03 09 00:15
17
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg