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fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...

when it's already April 2nd and she's still pregnant

sucker

when your friends like funny pranks

Am I the only one who sees dumplings?

roses love water... geese freedom... roses die on the lawns... geese in the zones...

Why are police officers called “trash”? -militiamen (already police) received the nickname <<mycopa>> not from everyday life. The fact is that before the revolution, the Moscow criminal investigation department was called the Moscow criminal investigation department. The offensive nickname came from the abbreviation mus.

During a long flight across the Atlantic, you feel the urge to go to the toilet. Sitting in the restroom, you heard screams and threats in the cabin. That’s right, the plane was hijacked by terrorists, and you are the only person who didn’t notice. your actions? -Well, first you need to finish your shit.

a good accountant is hard to find. Accountant Vera Pavlovna has been on the federal wanted list for 10 years.