пути господни неисповедимы

the phrase “the ways of God are mysterious” sounds like “the administration is not responsible”

If electric current always follows the path of least resistance, why does lightning strike all over the world, not just in France?

The more you piss, the thicker the armor!

a real student prepares for an exam on the day of the exam itself on the way to university

once you start seeing a mustache instead of a mouth, there's no going back

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO PUTIN'S NEW YEAR'S SPEECH. HE USUALLY SAYS THIS YEAR WAS HARD AND FULL OF DIFFICULTIES. THIS TIME HE WILL PROBABLY JUST STAND SILENTLY FOR 5 MINUTES, THEN TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SAY THIS IS JUST FUCKING, AND THEN CHIMS.

LIKE A BARREL OF OIL, THE EURO AND PUTIN MEET AND ALL ARE A LITTLE OVER 60

- the cold wind with the rain has intensified a hundredfold... - everything says one thing, that there is no way back - that you are neither my little darling and I am not your Andreyka...))) - that our love has...