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show off...

when mom forgot to pick up the change

"Brunettes are for vicious passion, blondes are more for showing off, and redheads bring happiness and love." - Mayakovsky? - nooo... Mayakovsky would have been like this: brunettes are for fornication, not our classes... leave the blondes to the bourgeoisie... and our dear peasant party... redheads, I’d like one like that...

a Russian Railways ticket purchased through the internet explorer browser, via Megafonov's Internet, with a Sberbank card with Russian postal delivery, opens the gates to hell. -but slowly

literature teachers at school force 14-year-old children to analyze and understand the poems of adult drunks who committed suicide.

-one hour on this planet is equal to 7 years on earth. -Great! This is where we will establish the main office of the Russian Post