по пьяни

when you're drunk at night and you can't find the light switch

It looks like you're drunk, sir. let's see if you can walk in a straight line. Oh shit!

according to concepts, took a bite

when you are walking down the street and suddenly realize that you are not going where you wanted. but you keep walking so that no one thinks that you are an idiot.

follow for bazarom

- Do you remember this morning I was running around the apartment shouting joyfully, hurray! I finally found the keys!!!? -Well, yes. -Didn’t you see where I put them after that?

JUSTIFY THE GUYS WON’T UNDERSTAND YOU WHAT’S WEAK ARE YOU NOT A GUY? BEHAVIOR LIKE A BOY GUYS DO NOT DO THIS LIVE BY CONCEPTS ARE YOU A BOY OR NOT A BOY WHY ARE YOU KICKING BEHIND YOUR BACK AND IN YOUR FACE WEAKLY? ARE YOU NOT A BOY, EXPLAIN THAT YOU ARE A BOY

do you remember this? It was generally fucked up... but here, of course, it was possible to answer differently, you're fucked up. -brain. fuck up the fucker

cozy, homely

Can you imagine, you turn on the TV now, and there is Yeltsin on all channels: the experiment is over, you understand! and slamming his fist on the table. and immediately raves, heroin, lads, shooters, mtv, dollar for 6 rubles, royal alcohol, kukuruku waffles and muzoboz with Ivan Demidov shows you camouflage clips! missed me?