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We only eat protein!!! - stop it!!!

Did you also sing foreign songs in an invented language as a child?? give it a like if you still do this

the father asks his son: - why are you reading a book about raising children? the son replies: - I’m monitoring you to see if you’re going too far...

men in the baby food department

but I didn’t guess! it's peach yogurt and apple

WE GO TO AN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRY, COMMIT AN OFFENSE, FOR EXAMPLE, BEAT THE FIRST PASSER-BY IN THE MOUTH, GO TO JAIL - ABOUT A YEAR OF COMMUNICATION WITH NATIVE SPEAKERS, FREE FOOD AND ACCOMMODATION. YOU CAN REPEAT AFTER A YEAR TO GET RID OF THE ACCENT.

“raising a deeply mentally retarded child in a family” - the feeling when your parents are hiding something from you