пепси

Pepsi developed force field technology

everyone wants to be a hero

-Doggie, where is my sandwich? -what sandwich?

live here and now

when pension allows

In Vladivostok, a pensioner shot a priest three times. -in the name of the father, son and holy spirit.

-young people, give up your seat! -fuck you, my psychological age is 65 years old

optimist, pessimist, realist

-if you were a fruit, you would be a peach, you are just as sweet) -hmm... well, thank you) -if you were an animal, you would be a rabbit) you are just as cute. -will you continue this until I blow you?) -if you were a man, you would be Sherlock Holmes