пароль от wifi

-dude, tell me the login and password for your wifi. - login - suck, password - dick. -It says my password is not long enough...

-What is the wi-fi password? -iceberg123

your password must contain numbers, letters, punctuation marks, a plot, development, climax and an unexpected ending.

-Welcome to our cafe. What do you want? -Can I have the Wi-Fi password? -Your passport? -and I ate it

-Are you Jewish? -No! - but it seems to me that yes. -I’m not Jewish! -What is your mother's maiden name? -Melnikova. -Thank you, now I’ll hack your email)

-you can write your password for the contact in the comments and it will turn into asterisks *******) -****** awesome, really. -******oh, it really works. - "cucumber1996" fagots!

My boyfriend forbids me to throw away the bottle caps he has. When asked why he needs them, he either avoids answering or says that he will need them “when it starts.” What is he even talking about?