очередь

- My God, we haven’t seen each other for a hundred years! -Oh my God! let's stand here where everyone walks and discuss our children

"electronic queue" - electrons

-when mom leaves for 5 minutes and you are next in line

I took the wine from the store. I’m standing, choosing olives. the Gopnik security guard approaches. young man, you have a minute! I screw up my face from the series What the fuck? him: there is a minute left until 23.00 to buy alcohol! I immediately explode, jumping over the goods and rushing to the cash registers. he overtakes me - runs ahead - breaks through the road. At the checkout the line is parting: urgently! wine! cashier: oh, let me give it to you quickly - there’s only a minute left! just paid. Behind me, 2 people apart, there are guys with beer. cashier: oh my god. beer. they won't make it in time. gets up and shouts almost in panic: girls! punch the beer. 30 seconds left! This is what I call civil society.

no one rejoices more than a person who finds an acquaintance at the beginning of a very long line

the person standing in front of you at the ATM is always stupid

Only in Russia, by making an appointment with a doctor, you can get well without even having an appointment with him.

I made friends with some old woman in the hospital. he left. I came back, I looked, and she was already friends with someone else. So trust people after that..

I took a photo of a girl who stood in line for about 20 minutes