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dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. kick guys off like you're not turning thirty soon.

-Hey, how about you take a walk with me today, baby?) -I can't today. My grandmother’s sister’s aunt’s grandson’s friend’s brother’s fish on my mother’s side died. -And you know how to sew.

-ler, we've known each other for a long time and other bullshit. in short, let's meet and fuck? -I have a boyfriend in the Sims, I can’t cheat on him. - Well, fuck now. - We're all serious, sorry. -No one has ever turned me off like that.

I distinguish digital recording from analogue

we select the best beans and sell the rest to you

Our scientists have developed a Mars rover that takes soil samples from an American one.

- I would send it to you, but I’m afraid you won’t like it... - no, wait, I’ll come now, don’t go anywhere. -Why? Can I send it to you by mail? -ah...well, yes.

How are pioneers different from Jews? -pioneers returning from their camps

I'm never wrong twice. I do this five or six times just to be sure!