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“All reserve workers who interact with pandas, who are being prepared for life in the wild, must wear panda costumes” -Then the pandas will evolve and write myths that their panda gods were huge in stature and they taught them to get food and survive and kicked them out for some- then a joint from the Garden of Eden where there was endless food

I wanted to drive him off the keyboard, but my fear is stronger than me

I rarely dance

In Germany, a US student got stuck in a sculpture of a huge vagina. HOWEVER, HELLO

-Have you seen how long my finger is? -seriously? Fucking hell, have you seen my balls?! - Kolya, that’s enough, let’s go.

Actively looking

A woman's ideal husband: he earns a lot of money by spending all his time with her.