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that's who builds bridges

A woman's ideal husband: he earns a lot of money by spending all his time with her.

darling, I only have one glass

“many thanks to you” - salary in the future

give me one like this

“All reserve workers who interact with pandas, who are being prepared for life in the wild, must wear panda costumes” -Then the pandas will evolve and write myths that their panda gods were huge in stature and they taught them to get food and survive and kicked them out for some- then a joint from the Garden of Eden where there was endless food

I rarely dance

What kind of huge store of knowledge and rich spiritual world can we talk about if you can’t name at least 5 names of Pokemon offhand?

-Have you seen how long my finger is? -seriously? Fucking hell, have you seen my balls?! - Kolya, that’s enough, let’s go.