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when they feed you with promises to take you to the sea

boy: said - done. man: I didn’t promise, I said I’d try. experienced man: I actually didn’t say that. grandfather: there was no such thing at all. old warrior - wise warrior

I’ve heard a lot in my life - vows, promises, compliments, but the best thing I’ve heard is the purring of a kitten... there are no lies in it... - when a pig grunts, it doesn’t piss either

don't you get along with women? you just don’t know how to feed them promises.

SIM card cutting - cheaper than in the synagogue

Jewish hipsters don't circumcise, they tuck

-Darling, promise that you won’t swear!