няш маш

-I'm leaving you. - No need, Masha. I can not live without you. -but Crimea is ours!

Nyasha hit corruption

-welcome to our store! How can I help you? -Please drive the rest of the consultants away from me.

EU | Russia

how to get a guy: 1. come to our store, buy a cupcake. 2. give it to your lover and say: “if the cupcake is delicious, then we should be together.” 3. The cupcakes from our store are very tasty, so you will succeed. if he refuses, then please come again, we will give you a free cup of hot coffee or tea so that you can pour it on his face.

Calls the class teacher "cute"! - no nyasch myasch

-Mom, look, I made a circle on the floor, and our cat walked into it and is sitting. cool, mom? - Wonderful, son, what else can you please your mother at 30 years old?

you are good, Nyasha

no yummy stuff!

Cute on the outside - crap on the inside