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let's meet cutie? sorry I misspoke

- I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I eat healthy food, and I go to the gym. -disgusting

you come to the market to buy potatoes, and there die antwoord the gypsies stock up on slippers.

If a girl asks if she is fat, it is not enough for her to answer “no”. you must feign extreme surprise that such a question is even possible. and if you can, then also jump in surprise.

Well, what the bitch did you expect?

sometimes advertising on a trolleybus appears very unexpectedly

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30 in the morning and saw this in the sink... and it's not my cat...