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methane - before and after

me: are these strawberries genetically modified? seller: no, why are you asking? strawberry: yes, why are you asking?

misanthrope - a person who does not like people, hates their weaknesses and shortcomings, and carefully selects his social circle.

friends come to you and torment me

two students. -Do you like learning matan? -He's like heroin to me. - hooked? -I have never tried it.

After the release of Iron Man, everyone became sharper. cynics, philanthropists, misanthropes and other assholes. But no one ever became a billionaire.

-You understand that your business is deceiving people, right? -Yes. -And your conscience doesn’t torment you? -she's in trouble.

Recently I received an SMS on my phone: “your boyfriend is cheating on you, and with more than one girl!”, and since then I have been tormented by questions: since when did I have a boyfriend, how long have I been dating him, and what should I tell my wife?