морковь

mint treats neuralgia, and beets treat hypertension. strawberries drive away salt, and sage drives away toothache. Eat watermelon for nephritis. and lingonberries - for arthritis. To have more strength, don’t forget about the “elecampane”. cranberry - will cure cystitis. radish - cough and bronchitis. for headaches - viburnum, and for colds - tea with raspberries. nettle - cleanses the blood, treats vision; carrots. sleep will be returned - motherwort, hops. strength, vigor - honey, ginseng. Treat the liver with mountain ash. heart - mint and viburnum, so as not to have diabetes, eat Jerusalem artichoke all summer. Let's cure asthma with hyssop. bladder - dill. ulcers, wounds, hemorrhoids - rinse with plantain. Apply the onion to the boils. Listen to this friend’s advice, eat greens every day.

I'm on a diet, I only eat carrots

hello I'm carrot

this carrot demands the return of the One Ring

Yo nigga you need to grind some salads with me

depressed carrot

- I'm a carrot. I'll kill myself for three lemons. -here they are. Let's. -I have changed my mind. -and I didn’t even have lemons, it was hypnosis!

sexy carrot. that awkward feeling when the carrot is sexier than you.