маяковский

"Brunettes are for vicious passion, blondes are more for showing off, and redheads bring happiness and love." - Mayakovsky? - nooo... Mayakovsky would have been like this: brunettes are for fornication, not our classes... leave the blondes to the bourgeoisie... and our dear peasant party... redheads, I’d like one like that...

icons? details? fuck this mess! look how dashingly I play with a gradient!

Why are police officers called “trash”? -militiamen (already police) received the nickname <<mycopa>> not from everyday life. The fact is that before the revolution, the Moscow criminal investigation department was called the Moscow criminal investigation department. The offensive nickname came from the abbreviation mus.

in the darkness of the night, in the light of day I spit a rhyme on the dick

Comrade blonde, I went to the toilet to take a photo as a souvenir. I took my phone out of my bag, my brain can’t be changed!!!

iPhones should be sold in the toilet near regular mirrors. photo session, under lamp light, where I took a shit yesterday!!!

don't be distracted by any nonsense, only work, only hardcore