котлета

-Does the minced meat need to be washed? -Didn't understand?! -Well, how do you wash the minced meat for cutlets? -Well, you wash your meat, that’s why I asked. -Why should I yell right away?!

real Russian hamburger

-an, do you want to eat? - no - maybe some cottage cheese? - no - there are hedgehogs - no need - more borscht with sour cream - I don’t want - what about dumplings? - I can’t - maybe some cutlets? - I won’t - fish? pies? cheesecakes? - no - some seagull? some coffee? cocoa? milk? - Grandma, I want to sleep! -ah, well, sleep, sleep. There is a chocolate bar in the nightstand.

there were three of them

-I found you a guy. -In terms of???? -well, I’ve noticed many times that you eat ice cream with a fork, and here one fucking cutlet eats a teaspoon, you’re the perfect fucking couple of azazaks))))

when your friend gets the joke but you don't

Colleague, I have problems. -What are you saying?!

Are you sleeping or pretending?

every company in the photo has such a friend