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me: disgusting day, it couldn't be worse. -the doorknob about to catch on my pocket: you rejoice early, darling

pedestrian, remember the driver is always hunting you!

hey, what are you hiding in your pocket?

the daughter came without a sled and said that her grandfather and granddaughter asked her to ride them. she told them the address, and they will bring it when they get ready. We are glad that we raised a kind girl, but we read the lecture that she is too trusting. two hours later there was a knock on the door and they brought a sleigh and candy. The daughter reached into her pocket: “Here, I’m returning your phone.”

every self-respecting man must be able to straighten his underpants through his trouser pockets

-What is your hand doing in my pocket!? -looking for matches... -couldn’t you ask? -I was embarrassed...