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you weren't afraid of geese until now

the girl said that I look a lot like Tom Cruise. but still refused to come to me. these women are weird...

-Grandma, how big are your eyes! God, what big ears! and the teeth are simply huge! -That’s why you are my least favorite granddaughter.

I rarely take pictures of myself, but when I do...

The pigs must not be fed for several days, and after that they will devour the dismembered corpse for a sweet soul. but in order for the meat to be digested well, the corpse’s head must first be shaved and all its teeth pulled out. Of course, you can do this later, but who wants to pick out the victim’s teeth from pig shit, and they will eat the bones without any problems... -Got it, bitch?!

An interesting story happened to me last night. I was returning home. and then, out of nowhere, two of these rather big Arkharovites rolled up to me and asked me to call the phone. Well, of course, I refused and they began to be insolent, well, in short, a fight broke out. at that time, nearby they were playing with a schoolboy, well, 11-12 years old, and they saw it all and the second of them ran closer and began throwing stones at the gopniks, and one of them, apparently, got scared and ran home. but after 1 minute, these big little men came out of this house, who quickly grabbed them and gave them a punch. The gopniks quickly picked up their teeth from the asphalt and crawled back home. It turns out that this boy ran home to call his family, thereby saving me from inevitable bruises and knocked out teeth. p.s. Not all children are shkolota, and many of them are very good and kind. all the best:] - sir, you are just lucky!

is it because I'm black?