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Ohm's first law - "don't tell anyone about Ohm's law"

When was the law banning masturbation passed?

-Gentlemen, we are clearly violating the law banning smoking in public places. and in fairness we must pay the fine! - I agree, colleague! Stepan, call 02 so they can send you an outfit. -I'm already calling...

According to the English law of 1845, attempted suicide was punishable by death.

The worst crime in Russia is when a guy, drinking beer bought after 22:00, near a metro station, lighting a cigarette, holding a phone in his hand at the same time, downloading movies on a torrent and listening to music on VKontakte, invites his chick to give him a blowjob! Now for this probably a life sentence...

one customer entered my cafe and asked for salad and potatoes. I asked if he would eat here or take the order home. he told me to go to hell, took my order and swore at me. I love working in the prison canteen.

the laws of physics are the only laws that are respected in our country

Omsk Tire Plant won a tender for the supply of Formula 1 tires in the amount of 20,000 pieces... for fencing the track)))

bathtub law: hit one thing - everything falls down