жирный живот

Did you know that Sony uses dog noses for its gamepad sticks? one controller is worth two dog lives, if you have 2 controllers, then it was worth 4 dog lives spent on your “entertainment”. think about what all these sacrifices of innocent animals are for.

THE SOUP IS SO FAT, IT'S STRANGE THAT IT'S NOT IN LEGGINGS

Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Eat like someone else is fat.

- your boyfriend is now in the shopping center walking with some fat chick, I’m following them, I’ll write if anything .. - actually, it’s me with him.

that awkward feeling when your cat is bigger than a dog

If you don't allow yourself to eat candy today, in a week you will eat a whole cake. This is called the fat butterfly effect.