дом из бутылок

Friends moved to a private house with their cat Petrovich. in the morning they went out onto the porch and called the cat to feed. the neighbor was leaving his house at the same time, and they said hello. a couple of months later, a neighbor asked why the hell they call him every morning, say hello and go back home.

when you realize that it was not in vain that you drank for so many years

- Vaska doesn’t leave the house at all. - probably a drug addict.

I wonder what the layout is like inside

when you leave the house at 7:20 and hope to get to work by 7:00.

-hey, trolleybus. -what? - wires over the shoulder)

-maaaam, throw off the sword!

Lieutenant Daenerys, storm-born from the house of Targaryen, from the blood of old Valyria, mother of dragons, queen of the Andals, Rhoynar and the first people. present your documents

come with me, I'll show you the wonderful world of "staying at home"