детский канал

when you're watching a children's channel and your parents come into the room

the most awesome time in my life was kindergarten: I had a wife, children, a house and superpowers! and now this is some bullshit...

I hate myself for not valuing sleep in kindergarten

Children's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you can hear. except when it's 3 am. you're home alone. and you don't have any child.

A boy comes home from kindergarten all scratched up. dad asks: what happened? - They danced around the Christmas tree. -so what? -The Christmas tree is big, there are few children.

I never wanted to sleep in kindergarten, now I always want to sleep

The kids go to the Children's Club, the husband goes to the cinema, and he goes shopping! THE LAW ON SAME SEX MARRIAGE HAS ENTERED INTO FORCE

grandfather's garden

announcement in kindergarten: dear parents, watch your behavior! after the weekend, at breakfast, all the children clink glasses!