герой

stood up for the girl.. expectation: you are my hero. reality: they fucking fucked him up

how about Yeltsin as Batman? his superpower would be vodka, he would kill with dancing, his Robin would be Oleg Gazmanov, his joker would be Dzhokhar Dudayev, he would shout - where is the detonator, you know!, and at the end of the film - this city needs a hero, but I'm tired, I I'm leaving

-How do you feel about gays? -passively. -maybe neutral? -maybe sweetie.

when your favorite superhero is a tram

this kindergarten needs a new hero

You can't hide a hero behind wide pants

LAST HERO