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doctor to patient: - I have 2 news for you: good and bad - which one to start with? with a good one. - we will name this virus after you...

A fresh French roll - crunch, an enemy's skull - crunch, a snowball under your feet - crunch, but your knee joint - don't crunch. Can I have another traumatologist?

the doctor told me to buy pills

doctor: I'm very sorry, we gave you the wrong drug, you have 2 days to live. Me with my hyper-politeness: yes, it’s fine, no big deal, thank you

“teachers who don’t notice how we cheat pretend to go to heaven without a queue” - mainly at the expense of their graduate students at the medical school)

In the Krasnoyarsk region, a surgeon who was extracting heroin from the stomach of a drug courier detained by the police tried to appropriate part of the drug for himself. Moreover, at the time of arrest, the surgeon was in a state of drug intoxication

-doctor! This is not a good place for a person! -what's wrong with him? -xs. -OK.

these were the dashing 1350s. we treated as best we could.